Spongebob squarepants the hash slinging slasher

Who wants a Krabby Patty at 3 in the morning?

SpongeBob: Isn't this great, Squidward? There's never time to wash the ceiling during the day.

SpongeBob: What, what, what does he do?!.

Squidward: Are you sure you want to know?.

And finally, the Hash-Slinging Slasher arrives in the ghost of the bus, that ran him over! Then he exits the bus and crosses the street without looking both ways, because he's already dead! Then he taps on the window with his grizzly spatula hand. Next, the phone will ring and there will be nobody there.

Harold: Dude, can I have some ketchup?.

First, the lights will flicker on and off.

Squidward: There are three signs that signal the approach of the Hash-Slinging Slasher.

SpongeBob: But tonight's Tuesday night!.

Squidward: Tuesday night, his ghost returns to the Krusty Krab to wreak his horrible vengeance.And then, he got hit by a bus! And.at his funeral, they fired him! So now, every.what day is it? Squidward: And he replaced his hand with a rusty spatula.SpongeBob: You mean like this? Or like this? Or this? Or this? But what about this? Or this, or this, or this, or.Squidward: No! He cut off his own hand by mistake.And then, one night, when he was cutting the patties. Squidward: Years ago at this very restaurant, the Hash-Slinging Slasher used to be a fry cook, just like you, only clumsier.But, most people just call him The Ha- because that's all they have time to say, before he gets them! SpongeBob: The Sash-Ringing, the Trash-Singing, Mash-Flinging, The Flash-Springing, Ringing, The Cr-Crash-Dinging, daa.Squidward: You mean you've never heard the story of the 'Hash-Slinging Slasher?'.SpongeBob: What happened, what happened, what happened?!.Squidward: No, no, no, I probably shouldn't.Squidward: You don't remember? It was all over the news.

Squidward: But I thought you liked the night shift.SpongeBob: I don't know, Squidward, it's kinda dark out there.Squidward: That's where the dumpster is, yes.Taking out the trash at ni- You mean outside? SpongeBob: All right! Taking out the trash.Squidward: Will you please?! Here, give me a moment's peace and take out the trash.Night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, na-na-na-na-night! Night! Look at me, I'm swabbing the bathroom.at night. Guess what? I'm chopping lettuce.at night. SpongeBob: Good! 'Cause we've got customers!.SpongeBob: Isn't this great, Squidward?! Just you and me together for hours and hours and hours and then the sun'll come up and it'll be tomorrow and we'll still be working! It'll be just like a sleepover! Only we'll be sweaty and covered with grease! Are you ready to rock, Squidward?!.Krabs: See ya in the morning, boys! I can't hang out here all night! I've got a life. SpongeBob: Wow! Now we never have to stop working!.From now on, the Krusty Krab is open 24 hours a day. Krabs: Money?! You mean, if we stayed open later, you'd give us your money? Tom: Well, fine, if you don't want my money!.Squidward: No, you won't! I can't hang out here all night! I've got a life.Tom: I'll have a Krabby Patty Deluxe and a double chili kelp fries.Squidward: Now! 8:00! So long, suckers! I've got a hot date with a little lady, and her name is: Clarinet.Where it will be closing time right about. This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode ' Graveyard Shift' from Season 2, which aired on September 6, 2002. ' Krusty Love' List of episode transcripts

Spongebob squarepants the hash slinging slasher